Definition
A "shmear" is an alternative spelling of "schmear" or "schmear," meaning a generous spread, usually of cream cheese on a bagel. Think of it as that perfect, thick layer that makes a bagel delicious. It implies abundance and satisfaction. Unlike a skimpy amount, a shmear is noticeable and satisfying. It's like a perfectly frosted cupcake. It's all about the cream cheese on the bagel!